NINJASSASSINS FTW!

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 { 9:02 PM }

HELLO MY DEARIES!

Ninjas are all about tricks, be they throwing stars, jumping high or eating fish. Assassins are also tricksters, employing ways to enter buildings and kill their mark with certain style.

Therefore, it's safe to say that ninjassassins are obviously the most tricky of the lot!

And thus, with April Fools' Day just HOURS away, ninjassassins obviously have to have tricks!

In this lesson, we will cover the most basic of April Fools' tricks.

Part 1 > Farts
Smelly gas has always been part of tricks. It's traditional. Deal with it.

~ Trick 1:
Blow up the Whoopee Cushion and toss it on your friend's chair while he/she ain't looking.

~ Trick 2:
Fill a balloon with your sweet breath. Release the air slowly by pulling the mouth of the balloon into a thin line. Sounds like a high pitched bag of poison gas.

~ Trick 3:
Just fart/make a farting sound. Blame it on someone else.

Part 2 > Toothpaste
There are lots of tricks to play with toothpaste. Of course, make sure it's something safe to ingest, like Kodomo Kids' Toothpaste.

~ Trick 1:
Line the bottom of the doorknob with toothpaste and close the door. Is most fun in a classroom with a back and front door. Then when the teacher grabs the front door handle, she'll go clean it up. Usually she'd get this smart idea to go for the back door. You know the rest. Alternating can be really fun.

~ Trick 2:
Get Oreo cookies and scrape out the center. Put in edible toothpaste in the center and offer it to your friends. This may sound gross, but the only person who's gonna be grossed it is probably yourself. Last time I tried it my classmates ate the entire box and asked what the exotic fruity flavour was. Go figure.

Part 3 > Bruises
I can only think of one here, cause I only saw it once.

~ Trick:
There's this method where if you use a blue pen, a red pen and a black pen, you can actually create a fake bruise that looks really real. Of course if you had cosmetics on hand it'd be even more real.

Part 4 > Teamwork!
Teamwork always helps. Really. And it's better to have an accomplice to share the blame with.

~ Trick 1:
Get the other class to change classroom with you. And then smile innocently at the teacher when she steps in.

~ Trick 2:
Turn the clock to make it 1/2h early/late. Make 1 student/friend the official time keeper, with the real time. Everyone else changes their watch to the fake time. Tell your teacher that she's in at the wrong time, or scold your friend for being late.

Part 5 > Double Trickery
Only one trick I've heard of.

~ Trick:
Kick your friend and tell him/her that there's a "Kick Me" sign on his/her back. Watch them scrabble for the non-existant sign.

Part 6 > Creepy Crawlies
Preferably cockroaches. Or huge tarantulas. Both are equally disgusting.

~ Trick 1:
Throw a fake creepy crawly at whoever.

~ Trick 2:
Put a fake creepy crawly at a visible spot. Wait for the scream.

~ Trick 3:
Hide it in a bowl of candy. Pass the bowl around.

And there we have it! The simple tricks a ninjassassin should know during April Fools. Of course, you can also do a classic of sticking a plastic bag of gooey stuff on someone's chair to sit on.

Make sure you take the precaution of playing your tricks on people with a sense of humor. There are people who just don't get it. Whatever it is.

Tisi awaits people who have new tricks to share. Let's make this a FUN April Fools' Day.

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Monday, March 30, 2009 { 11:35 AM }

Active Ninjassassins Birthdays :D

Hawley - 17 Feb
Lisa - 29 Mar
Converse - 8 Apr
Tisi - 23 Aug
Shoy - 14 Dec

Saturday, March 21, 2009 { 12:18 AM }

ALOHA PEEPS!

Welcome to Lisa's first ever BOOK INTRODUCTION!!
OMG!!

The Graveyard Book

My sister bought this book for my Mom for her birthday!! Yayy!!
And I successfully raided the book for 3 days and finally, managed to, miraculously, unbelievably, finished it! WOOHOO! It's a total of 312 pages! (omg)
~~104 pages per day wahahaha~~

Okay yeah introduction to this book..
It's about this boy, named Bod (in short for 'Nobody'. Others keep calling him Bob, hahaha), who gets raised by both the dead, and the ones who aren't dead nor alive. Sounds cool huh? Haha it's really amazing how the author describes never seen or heard before scenes. Like how there's the Sleer deep inside the graveyard's hill, who protects the Goblet, the Knife, and the Brooch for it's Master. And how his guardian takes care of him while he stays in the graveyard till he was old and safe enough to be on his own in the outside world.
Ohmygawrshies did I really introduce a book to you guys?
Cause I've only read 4 thick books (300+) pages in my entire life. Cool huh? ;heh;

Conclusion,
GO READ IT CAUSE I SAID SO! =D

P/S: Tisi, you said you'll force us to read the books you introduced. Looks like you failed~ >D

P/P/S: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP EVERYBODY'S BREAKING MY POOR LIL HEART INTO THINKING THEY'LL PLAY WITH ME, I'M FORCED TO BOREDOM I'M BLOGGING ABOUT THE 4TH THICK BOOK I READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE HAHAHAHAHA I'M GOING CRAZEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3Lisa

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 { 8:12 PM }

Hello and welcome to BOOK TALK!, the time when Tisi forces everyone to read books that she likes.

Today we are going to cover the all time favourite topic "Ninja". This shall be part of the ninjassassin reading list. Tisi only shares books that are funny and/or nice to read because that's what she likes. So everybody go read kay?

#1: To be a Ninja (Benedict Jacka)

Is about three kids who run away from their evil dad and are taken in by a secret ninja school. Might sound cliche, but the story is actually pretty nice, and contains some interesting twists.

#2: Ranger's Apprentice (John Flanagan)

Technically not ninjas, but rangers are probably the ang mor version of ninjas anyway, so they deserved to be read. Tisi likes this series. It looks dark and scary on the outside, but the inside is a riveting AND fun story. Tisi actually made her mum read this too, and she only makes mum read a few series (which she will force on you sooner or later). Tisi thinks you'll like it too =D

And that's all for Tisi's BOOK TALK!, which is actually Tisi showing you a bunch of book covers and giving you crappy little comments and telling you to read them but let's just pretend that it's nice and professional and go read them yes?

~ TISI BE HAPPY ~

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Monday, March 2, 2009 { 9:18 PM }

DEBRIEF:
EVENT: FIRST NINJASSASSIN ASSEMBLY
DATE: 31 FEB 09, TUESDAY, 1600 HOURS

The First Ninjassassin Assembly pulled off without a hitch! We first met at Ninja Bunk at Ninjy Exchange at 1600 hours, and waited 17 minutes for a certain ninjassassin. We then went to tour the Nin Nin Fish Farm and had some firsthand experience feeding some of the smelly tuna fish specially bred for slapping people. Following that, we went to eat at the Nin Nin Sushi and Sashimi Restaurant, where we had 269 servings of fish and sashimi on the house. It was really delicious and we really enjoyed the meal, especially the catch and chop your own sashimi segment of the meal.

After all the fun, we finally began the ninjassassin assembly, where we discussed current events such as the Fish Recession and Wasabi Plantation Strikes. We agreed to eat less fish and to tour the wasabi farm on our next assembly, before finally going to our final event, touring the future Samosa Factory.

From this assembly, we learned nothing much, and we look forward to having more of such meetings again!