Ninjas are all about tricks, be they throwing stars, jumping high or eating fish.Assassins are also tricksters, employing ways to enter buildings and kill their mark with certain style.
Therefore, it's safe to say that ninjassassins are obviously the most tricky of the lot!
And thus, with April Fools' Day just HOURS away, ninjassassins obviously have to have tricks!
In this lesson, we will cover the most basic of April Fools' tricks.
Part 1 > Farts Smelly gas has always been part of tricks. It's traditional. Deal with it.
~ Trick 1: Blow up the Whoopee Cushion and toss it on your friend's chair while he/she ain't looking.
~ Trick 2: Fill a balloon with your sweet breath. Release the air slowly by pulling the mouth of the balloon into a thin line. Sounds like a high pitched bag of poison gas.
~ Trick 3: Just fart/make a farting sound. Blame it on someone else.
Part 2 > Toothpaste There are lots of tricks to play with toothpaste. Of course, make sure it's something safe to ingest, like Kodomo Kids' Toothpaste.
~ Trick 1: Line the bottom of the doorknob with toothpaste and close the door. Is most fun in a classroom with a back and front door. Then when the teacher grabs the front door handle, she'll go clean it up. Usually she'd get this smart idea to go for the back door. You know the rest. Alternating can be really fun.
~ Trick 2: Get Oreo cookies and scrape out the center. Put in edible toothpaste in the center and offer it to your friends. This may sound gross, but the only person who's gonna be grossed it is probably yourself. Last time I tried it my classmates ate the entire box and asked what the exotic fruity flavour was. Go figure.
Part 3 > Bruises I can only think of one here, cause I only saw it once.
~ Trick: There's this method where if you use a blue pen, a red pen and a black pen, you can actually create a fake bruise that looks really real. Of course if you had cosmetics on hand it'd be even more real.
Part 4 > Teamwork! Teamwork always helps. Really. And it's better to have an accomplice to share the blame with.
~ Trick 1: Get the other class to change classroom with you. And then smile innocently at the teacher when she steps in.
~ Trick 2: Turn the clock to make it 1/2h early/late. Make 1 student/friend the official time keeper, with the real time. Everyone else changes their watch to the fake time. Tell your teacher that she's in at the wrong time, or scold your friend for being late.
Part 5 > Double Trickery Only one trick I've heard of.
~ Trick: Kick your friend and tell him/her that there's a "Kick Me" sign on his/her back. Watch them scrabble for the non-existant sign.
Part 6 > Creepy Crawlies Preferably cockroaches. Or huge tarantulas. Both are equally disgusting.
~ Trick 1: Throw a fake creepy crawly at whoever.
~ Trick 2: Put a fake creepy crawly at a visible spot. Wait for the scream.
~ Trick 3: Hide it in a bowl of candy. Pass the bowl around.
And there we have it! The simple tricks a ninjassassin should know during April Fools. Of course, you can also do a classic of sticking a plastic bag of gooey stuff on someone's chair to sit on.
Make sure you take the precaution of playing your tricks on people with a sense of humor. There are people who just don't get it. Whatever it is.
Tisi awaits people who have new tricks to share. Let's make this a FUN April Fools' Day.
