NINJASSASSINS FTW!

yay rainbow

2010-02-20T23:22:00.002+08:00

yay rainbow.

2010-02-17T21:33:00.001+08:00

no one reads this anyway so happy birthday haw!

ok bye.

got physics homework.

Search Engine!

2009-12-29T00:11:00.001+08:00

DITCH THE USUAL SEARCH ENGINES!

LET'S USE THIS:

NINJA!

YEAH MAN!

oh and merry christmas to you too, duckie~

GREETINGS

2009-12-25T00:36:00.010+08:00

MERRY

CHRISTMAS

AND A

JOYOUS

NEW YEAR

MY FELLOW

NINJASSASSINS

♥lisa(:

Update

2009-11-27T14:41:00.002+08:00

Update on the Meeting For The Benefit Of The Person Who Wasn't There

Ok so we met at JustAcia and everyone was late.

We ate.

We walk to LAN and watched other people play.
We went to watch the 100hour movie marathon.

We went to PS.

We went up to see what movies there were.

Sky wanted to watch Gokusen.
It wasnt showing until 6.30.

We walked to the arcade and watched other people play.

We went down.

We went to LAN.

We booked 4 computers.
Sky sat away from us.

We updated L4D, and bran went to demand reimbursement for the update time.

We played L4D.
We got pwned.
We played again.

Bran got a headache

Haw fell out the window.

We were humped by many zombies.

We got pwned.
Sky died.
I revived him.

We quit.

We went to Audi.

We fought a sound war with the boy next to us.

We were deafened.

We won and he went to play maple.

We left.
We went to Sweet Talk

No one wanted a drink.

We went to the toilet.
We went to Jollibean.

No one wanted to watch Gokusen.

We went to watch the 100 hour movie marathon.
We got bored after 10 minutes.

We went down.
We went to the arcade.
Sky "treated" us to Daytona.
All zhao.

:D

2009-11-14T14:40:00.001+08:00

HI! MY EXAMS ARE OVER! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND BY 2 WEEKS TIME, ALMOST EVERYONE WILL BE HOLIDAYING!

Ninja assassin traitor

2009-10-28T22:11:00.004+08:00

Our traitor assassin is starring in this film "Ninja assassin".
Released on 25th november 2009.

Mr ninja is one of the world's deadliest assassins, having been kidnapped as a child and raised by the ninjassassin Clan, believed by the world to be a myth. When Mr ninja friend is executed by the clan, Mr ninja flees into hiding. He later reemerges, seeking revenge. Meanwhile, Ms ninja is a Europol agent who investigates money linked to political murders and finds that it is linked to the ninjassassin Clan. She defies her superior, Da boss, and retrieves secret agency files to find out more. The clan, finding out about the investigation, attempts to assassinate her, but she is rescued by Mr ninja. Hiding in Europe, Mr ninja and Ms ninja must find a way to take down the ninjassassin Clan.
(duh they won't succeed..)

Let's all go and watch!

Awesome awesome!

2009-09-13T23:00:00.000+08:00

Teitur - One and Only

Starring.. Ben and Gwen!
Awesome awesome!

~~Just cause I got bugged to post something >D~~
And I'm in love with this song!!

This too!

Theory of A Deadman - Not Meant To Be

Sneaking off~
<3, Lisa

>D

2009-09-12T21:53:00.004+08:00

TODAY WAS A GREAT DAY! WE HAD A NINJASSASSIN CONFERENCE FOR ONCE! THEREFORE, IT REQUIRES A POST!

Those present: *CON WHAT DOES THIS TELL YOU HMMM?*

Of course, here's what happened.

Lisa: Spoke and drew.

Hawley: Spoke and drew and made nice conversation.

Sky: Ignored us for most part and only nudged or said something now and then.

Azzy: Kept dcing, but otherwise spoke~

Mathsu: Spoke and sang lots of don don pan pan

Me: Busy being a DTT >D

So there we have it. It's a great accomplishment. Clap dammit >D

This post was made by Tisi. Next post somebody else. I think I fulfilled my quota for this year liao >D

Unsubstancy I

2009-08-31T21:00:00.003+08:00

To what extent is NINJA DEFENSE (fig. 1.1) the most important aspect of TOTAL DEFENSE?

Fig 1.1

rawr

2009-08-28T10:29:00.004+08:00

its been a while since anyone has posted anything with substance, so i decided to fix all our problems.

GRAND REOPENING IN 2 MONTHS!
CHECK THIS SPACE FOR MORE

meanwhile, continue posting the unsubstancy stuff :D

Happy Birthday Tisi! (from the rest of us!)

2009-08-23T13:13:00.002+08:00

Have a good day in a good year in a good life. Haha..Best wishes=)

YAY

2009-08-23T00:17:00.001+08:00

Since I'm the one making the birthday posts I don't suppose anybody else will make one for me~

SO~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

IMMA 18!!!!!!

TIME TO LEARN TO DRIVE~~

LUCIANS FTW!!!! xD

=)

2009-08-18T00:53:00.004+08:00

Exam season be here so Tisi be here to mother all of you~ (not like anyone will read anyway =\)

Follow these rules arh...be good children~

1. Sleep early

2. Despite being nonexistent, you can still try a self-ban from technology

3. Take time off to rest. It ain't healthy to study too much (HINT HINT CON!)

4. Eat more, because it's fun to

5. Never forget your pencil box~ or your laptop if you're going to poly. Or you could and smile charmingly at your teacher. Remember to snap a photograph for me to see~

6. You could try eating stuff like onions and baked beans so that you can K.O. the whole hall with toxic gas

7. Come online talk to Tisi if you have nothing better to do. Even though she is supposed to be doing her project, she's still bored. And you can probably see it from this.

8. Don't even THINK about flexing your AuditionSEA muscles until you've got your butt through the exams with decent results >D

9. Sing a song of sixpence a pocketful of rye~

10. DON'T GET SICK. Hospital food doesn't taste as nice as you think it does. But if you get hospitalised I can go visit~ (and scare the living daylights out of you~)

The End.

~ I be getting old =D ~

LUCIANS FTW <333

Ninja jokes

2009-08-08T22:21:00.003+08:00

1)What do you call a busload of ninjas going over a cliff at 110 mph?

2)How many ninjas does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Ans: 1) a good start, 2) 101. One holds the lightbulb steady while the rest turn the house around.

Moo

2009-08-01T19:44:00.000+08:00

This is a cool sign.

2009-08-01T00:06:00.001+08:00

Because I didn't know his bdae was today till you spam me with the link tisi.
yes, once is constituted as spam,because! it's past midnight. :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 天!
~~天很广,所以我没有看过这片天。但我总有一天该会看到啦~~~

:D :D :D

Happy 18th!

:D :D :D

You're officially .OLDER. than me.~!

:D :D :D

Sky's Bday

2009-08-01T00:01:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKY!

You be 18 now.

Budge over and stop being such a tiko kay =D

天，生日快乐！

(why am i the only one who wishes everyone else happy birthday?)

A Declaration

2009-07-29T20:14:00.002+08:00

A Declaration from the Master
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fellow Ninjassassins! It is with great joy that I announce the building of the twin resorts, NINJA RESORT and ASSASSIN RESORT! I am sure that when the two buildings are complete, the tourism industry of our highly secret and hidden NINJA LAND will finally rise! Now! Go forth and post! Expect irregular updates on this plan! Goodbye! Thank you!

As reported by nnn.ninjassassinsftwyayiloveninjassassinstheyaresocoolyayyayyay.nin

2009-07-26T19:46:00.000+08:00

yeps. pile on.

-just to revive this blog a lil - xD

ANTI MATHS NINJA!

2009-07-10T22:08:00.019+08:00

I was going to post this in the great 45th post, but I didn't want to upstage emochu, so here's the great 46th post, with a graphic novel!

In a classroom far far away, a highly boring and stylized ritual called a "Maths Lesson" is taking place.

In this ritual, unwilling participants drafted from the neighbourhood are subconsciously subjected to brainwashing.

Thus turning them into Maths Zombies.

This allows the Ritual Master, or "Maths Teacher", to raise an army of Maths Zombies who then convert others to Maths Zombies. OH NO!

Luckily, there is ANTI MATHS NINJA TO THE RESCUE! WITH HIS MIGHTY SWORD TWOBEE AND HIS COMPASS DARTS, HE WILL SAVE THE DAY!

He punches her!

And casts a AntiMaths-jutsu, Apathy-dyne, defeating all the Maths Zombies!

AND ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED, THANKS TO ANTI MATHS NINJA!
(get the reference?)

But true evil NEVER rests!

TBC!

rawr

2009-07-10T20:30:00.002+08:00

THIS IS THE 45TH POST! CELEBRATE!!!!!

2009-07-09T11:18:00.002+08:00

HAIRY POTTA IZ SLATED TO BE OUT ON TEH 16TH!!!!
Betcha have hearddd;

....and ze kitteh is ~~indiaaaan~~ ghey.

Kitteh is on MSN~!

Expressive, no? ;D

My hand is powdafu~

Instant baptism :/

Chinese Names!

2009-07-08T23:54:00.003+08:00

CHINESE NAMES FTW!!!!!

Tisi = 踢死
Tisiphone = 踢死电话

Frazia = 发拉记雅
Lisa = 丽撒

Shoy = 使哦一
Xuannie = 酸泥

Converse = 肯儿乐思
Brandon = 部蓝灯

Hawley = 鹤洛里
Jolyn = 做罗林

Skyrays = 很多天射线
OR = 死开乐雷

Ritsuka = 力族路卡
Ritz = 力子

Starbelle = 时拉不恶料
Star = 斯塔
OR = 星星

=D Isn't this just sweeet?

COME READ KAY

2009-06-30T20:44:00.003+08:00

COME READ TISI'S ARTICLES KAY?

Go to http://www.ayg2009.sg/ and click "Events". Then select "Diving".

All the articles about Boys' 3M springboard event are mine!

And then go to "AYG Community" and click "Stories". Search for my name and you'll find my articles =D

LEARN TO BE A DIVING EXPERT!

2009-06-25T15:16:00.003+08:00

Remember to go for ninja trainings regularly. You don't want to end up looking like...that

His lime juice looks quite delicious actually..

Burnt

2009-06-25T01:55:00.003+08:00

I'M BURNT!

And 2 lolable pics to end off the post..

They never fail to crack me up ;D

outing

2009-06-22T20:42:00.003+08:00

so we had a lot of fun at the outing!

pictures!
yay! if you can decipher this picture i call you pro

HMPF

2009-06-19T20:19:00.003+08:00

Now now children, when you all go out on Sunday, remember the core rules:

1. Don't statue
2. Look both ways before you cross the road
3. Don't spend all your money
4. Don't smell funny
5. Don't shy shy la~
6. Take lots of pictures for Tisi (and Ritz and Sky...and Star if she's interested)

AND most IMPORTANT of ALL:
7. Don't be up to no good!

Remember, just because us big people aren't there, doesn't mean it's time to play Home Alone.

~ This warning was brought to you by ABoredPerson.com, a website that ultimately, does not exist. ~

I is bored. Entertain me.

2009-06-16T22:08:00.002+08:00

mew~!
Ima Ritzy (:
tisi's classmate that goes... er.. mew~! ;D

so...mewmewmew~~mew~~.

alrightos~! I'll toodle off to do my rj,tata~!!

Applause!

2009-06-16T22:03:00.002+08:00

THE NINJASSASSIN RECRUIT
ACT I SCENE I

CHIEF NINJASSASSIN: And now, welcome Miss Ritsuka, who is appealing for Ninjassassinhood!

CHIEF NINJASSASSIN: Ritsuka passed her entrance exam with flying colours, discovering the secret phrase quickly! She now stands before us Ninjassassins and will have to pass 2 highly secret and dangerous tests in order to join us!

CHIEF NINJASSASSIN: Test number 1! She must POST IN THE FABLED TAGBOARD OF THE NINJASSASSINS!

CHIEF NINJASSASSIN: Test number 2! She must POST IN THE LEGENDARY BLOG OF THE NINJASSASSINS!

CHIEF NINJASSASSIN: RECRUIT RITSUKA! ARE YOU READY? AGENTS ARE, GO!

To Rerail a Derailed Train

2009-06-15T20:09:00.002+08:00

MISSION BRIEFING FOR ALL AGENTS
DATE: 21st June 2009 (Sunday)
TIME: 1300 HOURS TO 1600 HOURS
AREA: OUTSIDE MOS BURGER IN PLAZA SINGAPURA

AN EVIL PRESENCE HAS BEEN LOCATED SOMEWHERE IN PLAZA SINGAPURA! ALL AGENTS ARE TO REPORT THERE IMMEDIATELY AND DISCOVER THE EXACT COORDINATES OF THIS BEING. AS THIS MISSION IS CLASSIFIED AS HIGHLY DANGEROUS, IT IS ADVISED THAT AGENTS STICK TOGETHER SO AS TO PREVENT BEING TAKEN BY SURPRISE.

rawr! lame, i know, but cant think of any other ways to present it nicely. rawr!

Az Said Nin Nin

2009-06-10T19:08:00.002+08:00

She doesn't play audi but she said nin nin. Does it count? Taggie yeses and nos please. Majority wins.

Gallery of Fine Arts I

2009-06-10T14:17:00.004+08:00

Welcome to the first of the Gallery of Fine Arts, where all the beauty created on MSN chats is displayed. And some other pretty pretties. But that’s not your concern.

Curator: Lisa (Please see attached note)

Xuannie Fairies: The Evolution was a series of created art following a comment by an anonymous source. The content is not to be revealed directly, but it involves the anonymous source being a fairy floating around.

Monkees are part of an ongoing project based on Rhythm Heaven’s Fan Club Monkeys. Aren’t they just the CUTEST? <33

Debil Kitties! Because they’re just too cute to be evil, so they’re ebil, and being as having a forked tail, they become Debils. All but one are from the same artist. If you're Chinese, you ought to be able to figure which is the odd one out.

Well, this ain't a gallery, per se, but The Scream is still a popular piece, and this MSN remake is just awesome ain't it xD

Join us on further Gallery of Fine Arts posts. Goodbye.

For the curator: THIS MEANS THIS GALLERY IS YOURS TO MAINTAIN~ I be sending you teh gallery arts from now on xD I create the gallery pieces from the collected lots and you be the caretaker kay~

MCQ

2009-06-07T14:42:00.002+08:00

NINJASSASSIN MEETING EXAM!

EXAMINATION TIME: 2 MINUTES

INSTRUCTIONS FOR CANDIDATES:
1. Leave answers in tagboard.
2. You better answer! >D

[Please Turn Over]
------------------------------------
Q1. State a SUNDAY in June 2009 on which you are free. [3]

[END OF PAPER]
Have you checked your work?

Stealing Stuff

2009-06-03T21:10:00.002+08:00

Heh! Ninjas are good at stealing stuff! So today I will go through the (low budget) cyber-ninjassassins' best friends!

#1: PRT SCR BUTTON
This button is to the right of scroll lock and the left of insert! It saves down a screenshot of your screen temporarily! (and no, not just for audition ==). Of course, you can only save one picture at a time, so we go on to...

#2: MS PAINT!
Yes! MS Paint is a very good friend! Why? Because it's FREE! So anyway, you go to Paint and CTRL + V your captured screenie onto it and save! Tada! You have stolen a picture! But what if you want to resize the picture/rotate it by x degrees? That's why we need...

#3 MS POWERPOINT!
Once again, you can CTRL + V your pic in here and then resize it without distorting the picture or rotate it! You can also watermark/add effects to your pictures here. Nothing much to say.

#4 WINDOWS PHOTO GALLERY
This does more than help you view your photos, there's this nifty little edit feature! It allows you to adjust things! Yay!

And there you have it, the low budget cyber-ninjassassins best friends for stealing pictures! Yay!

Lisa's post! Like, FINALLY!

2009-06-01T22:07:00.005+08:00

Since the only thing in common in all of us is audition, LETS TALK AUDITION!!

Hiiex eberiib0diiex ! Iie ishhx q0inqx tuhh sh0w euu piipur s0mex 0f miiex audiis screensh0txszxszx!!

Can't remember when this was anymore. But hey! I did the cfm nobody else did! yaaaay!

HAHA SEE THAT? SEE THAT? I BEAT THE WORLD STAR!!!!! And I haven't audi-ed for a long time ;heh;

Okay thats enough of audi, cause I'm just too lazy to upload more pics of it :D

Let's move on to real life issues! Yaaaaaaaay!!
KAKONE! HAIIIII HAI HAI YAI!

This is!!!
*drumrolls*
*drumrolls more*
*drumrolls even more*
*drumrolls spastically*
*drumrolls excitedly*
*drumrolls enthusiastically*

Me when I was I think 4 or 5!! Did this sketch during art lesson :D
And yes, I was fat when young, ~~maybe I still am sobsobs~~. Ohoh my chin wasn't that sharp anyway :P

Also done during art lesson!! This is just a sketch of my bestie stephy (:

HAHA GUESS WHO!!
Yesyes it's the legendary TOUSHIRO!! Wheeeeeee *crowd gives a standing ovation*
Awesome dude I must say ~~he's shorter than me WAKAKA~~

Coloured in drawing of "The Witch's Diary", I think. Requested by Tisi and I took several months before completing it LOL!

OHOH THE AWESOME MEMORIES!!
Neopets ftw :D

HEY LOOK! ~~XUANNIE!~~ THE LEGENDARY BANANA!

Okay enough with teh drawingz. I shall now tempt your watery tastebuds with..

FOOD! (what else?)

Wooooots! This is the reason why I'm ~~fat~~ ever such a food lover!

Yesyes.. That's TWO CONES! TWO!!!!! Another reason why I'm ~~fat~~ ever such a food lover!

It was FREE CONE DAY!! C'MON WHO CAN RESIST FREE CONES FROM BEN&JERRYS WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Guess the flavours!!
Double queued, queued the second queue while eating my first cone. Can you imagine the intense shiokness?
First pic was taken without knowing of the reflection, plain coincidence.
Second pic was deliberate! C'mon, such artistic photography should be greatly appreciated.

Okay that's all for now folks!!
Is this the longest post ever from me? Yes I think it is (:

Lisa<3
xLisa<3
Lissie<3

Dog Graphic Novel LOL

2009-05-27T19:51:00.014+08:00

The dog is so cute! Stole him off the Rhythm Heaven Jap Website! RAWR!

DOG

2009-05-25T23:36:00.002+08:00

AND HIS CUTE(R) FRIEND, DOG!
YAY!!

MONKEY!

2009-05-21T19:32:00.005+08:00

Introducing, the MONKEY!

I suppose.
SAY HOW CUTE IT IS!
OR IT WILL ATTACK YOU!

Con's Post

2009-05-12T20:45:00.000+08:00

This post will forever more be empty, because we'd have to wait 2 years for Con to chimify it, and by then we'd all have forgotten about this. Poor post.

Sky's Post

2009-05-12T20:44:00.002+08:00

This post is waiting for Skyrays to chimify.

Hawley's Post

2009-05-12T20:44:00.001+08:00

This post is waiting for Hawley to chimify.

Lisa's Post

2009-05-12T20:43:00.003+08:00

This post is waiting for Lisa to chimify.
Edit: Lisa has chimified another post and therefore this post shall be void :D

31st June

2009-04-24T21:58:00.011+08:00

SO! Since everyone wants to meet up, please login and fill in the following questionnaire so that we can better plan a meeting where everyone is happy. EDIT: RANDOM ANSWERS WILL BE RANDOMLY GENERATED FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT REPLY. THESE ANSWERS WILL BE IN CAPITALS.

1) When are you free?
Shoy - 2010
Converse - ANYTIME
Tisi - 2011, maybe
Lisa - Preferably June 31st
Hawley - some days, preferably not the 1st week
Sky - Random days

2) What would you like to do during the outing?
Shoy - Spam Free Flow
Converse - GIVE AWAY ALL MY MONEY!
Tisi - *don't really care, can't really be bothered*
Lisa - "EAT AT SAKAE SUSHIIIIII"
Hawley - play audition and eat
Sky - eat is anything i like, which is very subjective

3) Will you keep very silent and give monosyllabic responses/short sentences?
Shoy - See how scary looking you all first.
Converse - NO
Tisi - Are you implying something? ARE YOU?!
Lisa - YES
Hawley - depends on the question
Sky - maybe ill give silent short sentences

4) How much are you willing to spend?
Shoy - SGD$0.50
Converse - ALL MY MONEY!
Tisi - Nothing. Treat me.
Lisa - MORE MONEY THAN CONV!
Hawley - afew dollars
Sky - im willing to spend 1 ruppiah

5) Do you have any medical conditions/allergies we should be aware of?
Shoy - Yes.
Converse - BIRD FLU
Tisi - Yes. I am allergic to annoying little brothers, seafood, and anything else I don't like to eat.
Lisa - SWINE FLU
Hawley - mosquitoes, MOS burger and TOES
Sky - im strange

6) Do you know what question is supposed to go here?
Shoy - Yes ;^^
Converse - NO
Tisi - "Are Lucians the best?" Answer: YES!!! (RED FOR LUCIANS!)
Lisa - NO
Hawley - yes
Sky - no

7) Don't you think a questionnaire should have 10 questions?
Shoy - :D
Converse - MOO
Tisi - Don't be such a stereotypical ninny~
Lisa - I PREFER PERFECT SQUARES
Hawley - yes
Sky - u stereotypical ninny!

8) To what extent is Leadership is Key the most important factor for Singapore's development?
Shoy - I agree to a certain extent.
Converse - MOO!
Tisi - And I would care why? *Leadership is everything! Lucians FTW!*
Lisa - I DUN TAKE SS WAHAHA
Hawley - we need honest and capable leaders who are nt corrupted...etc *looks at ss textbook. closes, and throws it away*
Sky - depends

9) (x+2)(x-2) = 0
Shoy - x=KFC
Converse - MOOOO!!
Tisi - Okay.
Lisa - RAWR!!
Hawley - =x
Sky - no eye deer

10) Are you glad this questionnaire is finally ending?
Shoy - YES!
Converse - MOO!
Tisi - Oh NO!!! Give some more!
Lisa - RAWR!!
Hawley - no, i dont mind having more=)
Sky - hell yea

11) Its not! Too bad!
Shoy -- lol
Converse - MOO!
Tisi - Okay! *mutters about stereotypical ninnies trying to break out of the box*
Lisa - RAWR!!
Hawley - yay!
Sky - k

12) What would you like us to address you as?
Shoy - MOO
Converse - SALMON
Tisi - BOO!~ (Go on, pronounce that for the whole day. HA!)
Lisa - CRUCIAN
Hawley - hawley without the capital H
Sky - my name is handsome. call me n ill reply.

39 Clues

2009-04-22T23:46:00.004+08:00

I've found another book series that's sort of interesting, mainly because it's a multi-platform tale: books, cards, online game. No, it's not Pokemon.

The 39 Clues is about this HUGE family called the Cahills. There're 4 branches in this family, namely the Lucians, Ekaterinas, Tomas and Janus.

Apparently, every famous person in the last few centuries belong to this family, even if they don't take the name. Benjamin Franklin, Mozart, Houdini, you name it, they probably belong to the family.

Now, as I've said, this is a multi-platform tale. The books follow the steps of Amy and Dan Cahill who're on this quest to find 39 clues that can make them the most powerful people in the world. Of course, they've got a bunch of rivals who're ruthless, rich, and would do anything to take down each other to get the clues first. And guess what? They're all Cahills too.

Then there's the website, where YOU can join the hunt for 39 clues. You get to determine your branch in a simple quiz, and then you can access files that make good reading in your free time. If you were a bit younger, you might have won a prize if you solved the clues, but this is actually aimed at kids about 8 - 14, which matches most of our reading capabilities if you really think about it. *Yes I AM insulting you. Prove me wrong. =D*

Now, the branches:

Lucians. I had to put them first, since they're my branch. Lucians are the *evillest* clan (which suits me perfectly well...to a certain extent), and they hold the craftiest spies and the best leaders of the world. Famous folk in this branch: Ben Franklin, Napolean.

Ekaterinas, or Ekats. Shoy and Sky are part of this branch. Ekats are the smartest of them all, holding the inventors and scientists of all times. They sort of made the Loch Ness Monster and Bermuda Triangle. Famous folk in this branch: Marie Curie, Albert Einstein.

Tomas. Daredevils and athletes, the explorers of the Cahills. Really tough guys and fierce people, though they're not supposed to be too smart. Famous folk in this branch: Annie Oakley, Neil Armstrong, George Washington.

Janus: the creative people. They've laid down their lives for art. They're the writers, musicians, painters, sculptors, basically artists of all sorts. Even Harry Houdini is part of this (escape artist). Famous folk in this branch: Houdini, Picasso, Disney. (I'd been hoping to be part of this cause I like writing, but hey, you can't choose family!)

And there you have it: The basics of 39 Clues laid out for you to see. Ain't I nice?

~ Tisi insists that she's nice. Agree with her. Or else. ~

WE ARE ALIVE!

2009-04-21T18:47:00.001+08:00

This blog is not teh deadz!

Its just in a semi-conscious state after eating some fishy sushi at a fishy store with an F rating!

Con's Bday

2009-04-08T22:41:00.004+08:00

Today is Con's birthday!

Let's all congratulate him for getting older!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CON!

Word of advice~
Kindly stop calling us (even if it is our birthdays) if you insist on staying anonymous. It scares the hell out of us.

(cool this is fun. next time i'm doing it for everyone!)

~Tisi goes WHEEEEEE~

APRIL FOOLS

2009-03-31T21:02:00.004+08:00

HELLO MY DEARIES!

Ninjas are all about tricks, be they throwing stars, jumping high or eating fish. Assassins are also tricksters, employing ways to enter buildings and kill their mark with certain style.

Therefore, it's safe to say that ninjassassins are obviously the most tricky of the lot!

And thus, with April Fools' Day just HOURS away, ninjassassins obviously have to have tricks!

In this lesson, we will cover the most basic of April Fools' tricks.

Part 1 > Farts
Smelly gas has always been part of tricks. It's traditional. Deal with it.

~ Trick 1:
Blow up the Whoopee Cushion and toss it on your friend's chair while he/she ain't looking.

~ Trick 2:
Fill a balloon with your sweet breath. Release the air slowly by pulling the mouth of the balloon into a thin line. Sounds like a high pitched bag of poison gas.

~ Trick 3:
Just fart/make a farting sound. Blame it on someone else.

Part 2 > Toothpaste
There are lots of tricks to play with toothpaste. Of course, make sure it's something safe to ingest, like Kodomo Kids' Toothpaste.

~ Trick 1:
Line the bottom of the doorknob with toothpaste and close the door. Is most fun in a classroom with a back and front door. Then when the teacher grabs the front door handle, she'll go clean it up. Usually she'd get this smart idea to go for the back door. You know the rest. Alternating can be really fun.

~ Trick 2:
Get Oreo cookies and scrape out the center. Put in edible toothpaste in the center and offer it to your friends. This may sound gross, but the only person who's gonna be grossed it is probably yourself. Last time I tried it my classmates ate the entire box and asked what the exotic fruity flavour was. Go figure.

Part 3 > Bruises
I can only think of one here, cause I only saw it once.

~ Trick:
There's this method where if you use a blue pen, a red pen and a black pen, you can actually create a fake bruise that looks really real. Of course if you had cosmetics on hand it'd be even more real.

Part 4 > Teamwork!
Teamwork always helps. Really. And it's better to have an accomplice to share the blame with.

~ Trick 1:
Get the other class to change classroom with you. And then smile innocently at the teacher when she steps in.

~ Trick 2:
Turn the clock to make it 1/2h early/late. Make 1 student/friend the official time keeper, with the real time. Everyone else changes their watch to the fake time. Tell your teacher that she's in at the wrong time, or scold your friend for being late.

Part 5 > Double Trickery
Only one trick I've heard of.

~ Trick:
Kick your friend and tell him/her that there's a "Kick Me" sign on his/her back. Watch them scrabble for the non-existant sign.

Part 6 > Creepy Crawlies
Preferably cockroaches. Or huge tarantulas. Both are equally disgusting.

~ Trick 1:
Throw a fake creepy crawly at whoever.

~ Trick 2:
Put a fake creepy crawly at a visible spot. Wait for the scream.

~ Trick 3:
Hide it in a bowl of candy. Pass the bowl around.

And there we have it! The simple tricks a ninjassassin should know during April Fools. Of course, you can also do a classic of sticking a plastic bag of gooey stuff on someone's chair to sit on.

Make sure you take the precaution of playing your tricks on people with a sense of humor. There are people who just don't get it. Whatever it is.

Tisi awaits people who have new tricks to share. Let's make this a FUN April Fools' Day.

Birthdays:D

2009-03-30T11:35:00.003+08:00

Active Ninjassassins Birthdays :D

Hawley - 17 Feb
Lisa - 29 Mar
Converse - 8 Apr
Tisi - 23 Aug
Shoy - 14 Dec

Lisa's 1st ever BOOK INTRODUCTION OMG!!

2009-03-21T00:18:00.002+08:00

ALOHA PEEPS!

Welcome to Lisa's first ever BOOK INTRODUCTION!!
OMG!!

The Graveyard Book

My sister bought this book for my Mom for her birthday!! Yayy!!
And I successfully raided the book for 3 days and finally, managed to, miraculously, unbelievably, finished it! WOOHOO! It's a total of 312 pages! (omg)
~~104 pages per day wahahaha~~

Okay yeah introduction to this book..
It's about this boy, named Bod (in short for 'Nobody'. Others keep calling him Bob, hahaha), who gets raised by both the dead, and the ones who aren't dead nor alive. Sounds cool huh? Haha it's really amazing how the author describes never seen or heard before scenes. Like how there's the Sleer deep inside the graveyard's hill, who protects the Goblet, the Knife, and the Brooch for it's Master. And how his guardian takes care of him while he stays in the graveyard till he was old and safe enough to be on his own in the outside world.
Ohmygawrshies did I really introduce a book to you guys?
Cause I've only read 4 thick books (300+) pages in my entire life. Cool huh? ;heh;

Conclusion,
GO READ IT CAUSE I SAID SO! =D

P/S: Tisi, you said you'll force us to read the books you introduced. Looks like you failed~ >D

P/P/S: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP EVERYBODY'S BREAKING MY POOR LIL HEART INTO THINKING THEY'LL PLAY WITH ME, I'M FORCED TO BOREDOM I'M BLOGGING ABOUT THE 4TH THICK BOOK I READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE HAHAHAHAHA I'M GOING CRAZEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3Lisa

BOOK TALK!

2009-03-11T20:12:00.004+08:00

Hello and welcome to BOOK TALK!, the time when Tisi forces everyone to read books that she likes.

Today we are going to cover the all time favourite topic "Ninja". This shall be part of the ninjassassin reading list. Tisi only shares books that are funny and/or nice to read because that's what she likes. So everybody go read kay?

#1: To be a Ninja (Benedict Jacka)

Is about three kids who run away from their evil dad and are taken in by a secret ninja school. Might sound cliche, but the story is actually pretty nice, and contains some interesting twists.

#2: Ranger's Apprentice (John Flanagan)

Technically not ninjas, but rangers are probably the ang mor version of ninjas anyway, so they deserved to be read. Tisi likes this series. It looks dark and scary on the outside, but the inside is a riveting AND fun story. Tisi actually made her mum read this too, and she only makes mum read a few series (which she will force on you sooner or later). Tisi thinks you'll like it too =D

And that's all for Tisi's BOOK TALK!, which is actually Tisi showing you a bunch of book covers and giving you crappy little comments and telling you to read them but let's just pretend that it's nice and professional and go read them yes?

~ TISI BE HAPPY ~

Ninjassassin Assembly

2009-03-02T21:18:00.002+08:00

DEBRIEF:
EVENT: FIRST NINJASSASSIN ASSEMBLY
DATE: 31 FEB 09, TUESDAY, 1600 HOURS

The First Ninjassassin Assembly pulled off without a hitch! We first met at Ninja Bunk at Ninjy Exchange at 1600 hours, and waited 17 minutes for a certain ninjassassin. We then went to tour the Nin Nin Fish Farm and had some firsthand experience feeding some of the smelly tuna fish specially bred for slapping people. Following that, we went to eat at the Nin Nin Sushi and Sashimi Restaurant, where we had 269 servings of fish and sashimi on the house. It was really delicious and we really enjoyed the meal, especially the catch and chop your own sashimi segment of the meal.

After all the fun, we finally began the ninjassassin assembly, where we discussed current events such as the Fish Recession and Wasabi Plantation Strikes. We agreed to eat less fish and to tour the wasabi farm on our next assembly, before finally going to our final event, touring the future Samosa Factory.

From this assembly, we learned nothing much, and we look forward to having more of such meetings again!

song!

2009-02-27T17:06:00.009+08:00

Yayyyy I've finally posted! Are you guys surprised ;D
I wanted to post this song on my blog but since i owe ninjassassins a post.. here it is~

Eagles - Love Will Keep Us Alive

I was standing
All alone against the world outside
You were searching
For a place to hide

Lost and lonely
Now you've given me the will to survive
When we're hungry
Love will keep us alive

Don't you worry
Sometimes you've just gotta let it ride
The world is changing
Right before your eyes
Now I've found you
There's no more emptiness inside
When we're hungry
Love will keep us alive

I would die for you
Climb the highest mountain
Baby, there's nothing I wouldn't do

I was standing
All alone against the world outside
You were searching
For a place to hide
Lost and lonely
Now you've given me the will to survive

When we're hungry
Love will keep us alive
When we're hungry
Love will keep us alive
When we're hungry
Love will keep us alive

I randomly heard this song on
DON'T FORGET THE LYRICS!
Haha I just advertised the show yay
And it's a nice song, no? :D

Oldies FTW!!
Who heard this song before?

NINJASSASSINS FALL IN!!!
there's sashimi here >D

<3Lisa

HEIGHT~

2009-02-16T19:27:00.006+08:00

Everybody~ Lisa's being conscious of her height so let's all tell her ours okay~

*evil laugh*

From tallest to shortest:
1. Con the Giant
2. Sky and Shoy
3. Tisi~
4. Hawley
5. Star
6. Lisa

=D

Well no worries Lisa, you're still young~ years of growth to come~ Everybody let's cheer for Lisa!~

Tisi be bored

Just to Say...

2009-02-05T22:29:00.005+08:00

So the ninjassassinry academy has its third post!
go visit it now!
and lisa you better post!
yay!
NINJASSASSINRY ACADEMYS FTW!

Hawley Ninja Warrior

2009-02-03T22:26:00.001+08:00

All ninjassassins. This is a must watch! During the show, sometime around 7pm, a secret code will be announced. This code will give u a clue to finding a special key that will unlock the door to a special vending machine with an unlimited amount of ninja food.

Yummmm...

SPCA Trip

2009-01-30T21:23:00.000+08:00

Kittens. Burned alive. Tossed off HDB heights. Beaten with sticks. Spray painted by schoolboys.

Puppies. Buried alive.

Cat. Belly cut, intestines spilling out.

Dog. Beaten with a stick.

Culprits. Singaporeans. Foreign Workers.

Sick, CRUEL bastards the whole lot of them. Disgusting, disgusting BULLIES. Pussillanimous people. If you can even call them PEOPLE.

How can they do this to these:

Teddy/Dutch - 6 months old

Demon - 4 years old

Tasha/Marie - 2 and 1/2 months

Princess - 2 months

Thank God for people who love animals enough to save them.

Tisi has been disgusted by her countrymen's abusing.
Tisi supports SPCA.
Tisi reckons everyone should go to the SPCA at least once in their lives.

2009-01-30T00:38:00.000+08:00

I was supposed to post last night, but am only doing it this morning. Sry all.

Am currently watching a korean drama. Any ninjas who have nth to do (*coughs* tisi *cough*) might want to consider watching it. It's the korean version of the taiwanese F4 meteor garden, (it's called Boy's over flowers) except it's better. There's a jap version too called Hanayori dango. Can go watch all if u really really have nth better to do. Then can tell me which is ur favourite=)

I wonder who'll be the 1st person to be a main in audi. He/she will get a reward! I dont mind being an amateur always. How abt a pro amateur. heh heh.

Hope you guys had a great CNY! Happy belated chinese new year. HAHA

-hawley-

S - Nin Phrases 101

2009-01-28T21:50:00.001+08:00

Yay so i post since hawley dont want post!
Welcome to basic Ninjassassinry 101!
Today we shall cover the ultra secret Ninja Code!

Nin Nin - a phrase to say when you ninja someone, or just when you feel like it!
Go home la - shaddup la/=.=|||
i AM home - response to above phrase!

and that concludes todays lessons!
yay!
Shoy nined today! next must be hawley or lisa!

New Ninjas

2009-01-16T21:34:00.000+08:00

TADA!

^^Tisi is happy =)

NINJA BUNNY

2009-01-16T21:30:00.000+08:00

OI IF YOU GET TO MAKE NINJA CATS I WANNA MAKE MY HORNY BUNNY A NINJABUNNY!

Ninjabunny Dippy is crouching in the shadows =P

^^ Tisi is still hooking members into becoming ninjas =D

2009-01-15T14:30:00.000+08:00

A Ninja Cat!

HAIII-MEOW~

By;Con-man!XDDLOLs

2009-01-13T20:17:00.000+08:00

Converse scored really bad for his O'lvs!TT
SADS!

Moved on~

Ninjas!

2009-01-06T21:46:00.000+08:00

One little, two little, three little ninjas
Four little, five little, six little ninjas
Seven little, Eight little, Nine little ninjas
FIVE NOT SO LITTLE NINJASSASSINS!
YAY!

NINJAS

2008-12-30T16:44:00.001+08:00

NINJASSASSINS FTW!