Wednesday, July 29, 2009
{ 8:14 PM }
A Declaration from the Master
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Fellow Ninjassassins! It is with great joy that I announce the building of the twin resorts, NINJA RESORT and ASSASSIN RESORT! I am sure that when the two buildings are complete, the tourism industry of our highly secret and hidden NINJA LAND will finally rise! Now! Go forth and post! Expect irregular updates on this plan! Goodbye! Thank you!
As reported by nnn.ninjassassinsftwyayiloveninjassassinstheyaresocoolyayyayyay.nin
Friday, July 10, 2009
{ 10:08 PM }
I was going to post this in the great 45th post, but I didn't want to upstage emochu, so here's the great 46th post, with a graphic novel!
In a classroom far far away, a highly boring and stylized ritual called a "Maths Lesson" is taking place.
In this ritual, unwilling participants drafted from the neighbourhood are subconsciously subjected to brainwashing.
Thus turning them into Maths Zombies.
This allows the Ritual Master, or "Maths Teacher", to raise an army of Maths Zombies who then convert others to Maths Zombies. OH NO!
Luckily, there is ANTI MATHS NINJA TO THE RESCUE! WITH HIS MIGHTY SWORD TWOBEE AND HIS COMPASS DARTS, HE WILL SAVE THE DAY!
He punches her!
And casts a AntiMaths-jutsu, Apathy-dyne, defeating all the Maths Zombies!
AND ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED, THANKS TO ANTI MATHS NINJA!
(get the reference?)
But true evil NEVER rests!
TBC!
Luckily, there is ANTI MATHS NINJA TO THE RESCUE! WITH HIS MIGHTY SWORD TWOBEE AND HIS COMPASS DARTS, HE WILL SAVE THE DAY!
